Order of the Fez

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"The Tall Guy tried to take my fez at Gunpoint but I was able to slip away when I tempted him with a lovely beverage. Then the giant alien creature caught up with me and snatched it away, only after an hour long battle was I able to retrieve it from her but sadly I came out a little worse for wear. A friendly doctor in the booth across from us aggreed to take a break from working on his friend with a flat top and patch me back up for today." More...

"I remember the old website had the guidelines to do so but wasn't able to find it on the new posterous site? If I recall there was the option to specify the number that you'd like to be, in my case I'd like 53 as my father graduated HS in 1953 and I also have a couple 1953 Trucks and a car. Needless to say I poked around the internet and was able to track you down so I thought I'd ask for your help in this matter. If there is someone better to discuss with let me know. Also if you could point out what other requirements I need to meet I can provide whatever information is necessary as well as any headgear references that might be required."

Respectfully yours, Steve "Mongo" Mosley

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Yes, Steve, I believe we did post some guidelines at one time but we made those up as we went along, so...

Once I explained the Sanctity of the Sequence, Steve said he is fine with #51, so please welcome him to The Order. 

This way for more jocularity.

Could this young man become a Member of the Fluorescent Order Of The Fez? Or does his middle finger indicate the sheer impossibility? 

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Count Jim Moriarty, Fez 43, spotted these in the East Side Gallery whilst visiting Berlin last week.

A couple of weeks ago I read a Tweet, written by our notorious member #13 Jason Rogers, saying: what the hell is that holding my tassel? It kindled my imagination and I knew I had to do something with these brilliant words. They sounded to me like the title of a movie. So here we are: all of us should play some part according to his or her skills.

Here's the line-up so far. If one of you thinks the casting is completely off the rocker, please let me know. I'm open to intelligent suggestions.

Production Co: OOTF

#1 Steve Mays: Production and Fezrocity Controll

#2 Bob Hague: Direction

#3 Everett Mobley: healthcare (since the whole crew are beasts)

#4 David Brazeal: Publicity (rancid)

#33 Nick Blair: storyboard sketching and postediting

#6 John Wells: video editing and mowing the grass

#7 Jamie Nelson: marketing (except Tenessee)

#51 Ambassador Carl: make shure all folks in Tenessee come to see the movie

#42 Joe Cache: costumes

#13 Jason Rogers: headwear and costumes

#16 Taisir Yanis: catering and coffee, lots of coffee

#35 Bob the Butcher: catering

#44 Ryan Armbrust; camera

#28 Dennis Klothen: special effects (smoke screen)

#30 Paul Roe: make-up (auch!!)

#31 Keith Poval: shoes (preferably sandals)

#37 Wally the Welder: everything that has to do with iron

#38 Andy Small: fast cars

#24 Rev. Jason: herd the sheep and trying to teach the bad guy manners

#25 Mr. Phil: special effects and entertain the kids (what kids?)

#45 Seth Anthony: Historic Backgrounds and Trivia

#50 Jason Burgess: Anyting beond the ordinary (or was it the other way round?)

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#8 Howlin' Hobbit: music/soundtrack

#9 Phill Powell: soundtrack and lyrics

#10 James Smith: music/soundtrack

#23 Drew Barcode: music/soundtrack

#32 salamandir: music/soundtrack

#47 Catfish: music/soundtrack

#48 Uncle Elvis: music/soundtrack

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#17 Professor Peter: the bad guy

#18 Doctor Dick: the good guy

#26 uub: kind of Bond girl, trying to lure the good guy with a trap

#27 Hassan the Turk: assistant to the bad guy, at least he's got a gun

#39 John H. Hughes II: one of the bad guys accomplices (you know the one who drives by on a scooter playing his bagpipe.

#11 Timothy Brazeal: mmmmmm what dubious role could this young man play? Suppose that is not revealed till the end where a weird twist in the story is totally ruined by a lousy car chase.

#5 Edward Dulle: actor (only if Fez and Kilt are worn in combination)

#34 Graeme Cunningham: The guy who lift the hem of his kilt to distract the attention of the bad guy and so be the better of the Bond girl.

#43 Count Jim Moriarty: the weird sorcerer from the north. ("And he lives down south"; " so what?")

#46 Peter Brusoe: Reciter of the Poem (in what scene was that?)

Actors whose characters are yet to be decided (either a "heroic dying hero" or "guests attending an abundant diner party who get killed later and end as a heroic hero's") :

#49 Dr. Goldfoot

#41 Erin Dykes

#40 Damon Dykes

#36 Chris Pirillo

#29 Jon Gregalunas

#22 Roderick Kennedy

#21 Clive Gifford

#20 Andy Dickinson

#19 John Simpson

#15 Tom Boman

#14 George Kopp

#12 David Fletcher

Two questions remain: who is going to write the script and who is going to get the money together for doing the production. Any suggestions??

-- Professor Peter

Our thanks to @snikitiki who found this at Black and WTF

The name Order of the Fez has been copied/kidnapped/stolen/borrowed (erase what's not applicable)

http://orderofthefez.blog.com/2010/04/22/i-have-to-end-this-nightmare/

-- Fez #17